1. |
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[Verse 1: Icelandic Guy & deepwells]
(We don’t speak Icelandic (We don’t even know if he is speaking Icelandic))
(Mongolian throat singing)
[Verse 2: deepwells]
Entonces escuché que el Buda vivía en el bosque de Savatti Zeta.
Tres. Parque Anathapindika.
Cuarto: Albek Khoos dice: Considera el cuerpo como una cosa temporal.
Aquel que realmente penetra estos conceptos.
Quinto: Aquel que es cuidadoso crea desilusión.
Aquel que pierde el amor.
[Verse 3: Reflectioned & deepwells]
Si era culpable, ¡ay de mí!
Si inocente, no levantaría cabeza.
Harto de ignominia, borracho de aflicción
Con la furia de un león me das casa
Tus tropas de refresco sobre mí
(Mongolian throat singing)
[Verse 4: Quackodemon]
قُم لِلمُعَلِّمِ وَفِّهِ التَبجيلا
كادَ المُعَلِّمُ أَن يَكونَ رَسولا
أَعَلِمتَ أَشرَفَ أَو أَجَلَّ مِنَ الَّذي
يَبني وَيُنشِئُ أَنفُساً وَعُقولا
سُبحانَكَ اللَهُمَّ خَيرَ مُعَلِّمٍ
عَلَّمتَ بِالقَلَمِ القُرونَ الأولى
أَخرَجتَ هَذا العَقلَ مِن ظُلُماتِهِ
وَهَدَيتَهُ النورَ المُبينَ سَبيلا
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2. |
FALL GUYS FREESTYLE
02:08
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[Part I]
[Verse 1: hamo underscore]
Uh, yeah
I smoke 100 kilograms of crack
I die on the ground from a heart attack
I run over kids in my Cadillac
Yeah, big booty bitches throw it back
You got truck loads of money? I got canoes full
Can I get some ice cream? Only a spoonfull
I ate too much food, so now I'm too full
Yeah, I'm really handsome to be truthful
I open up 100 CS:GO cases
Life's a race, so be a racist
Make sure to add this song to your playlist
I really fucking hate Oasis
If killing people was illegal, then I would be in jail
I met Kanye West, so I'm never going to fail
If I ever buy petrol, then I'm never going to Shell
I have a really painful ingrown toenail
[Verse 2: Eastside Firearmm]
Ayo, I got the wocky slush in the cupholder
You know I’m attracted to women that be older
When the opps outside you better be ready
She give me the godly heady on my beddy
& THEN YOU PRAY FOR ME is coming soon
I like to be fed dog food with a spoon (spoon, spoon, spoon)
[Part II]
[Chorus: izzyaa_]
My verse unthinkable, yours is despicable
Think of the- think of the words, it’s not lyrical
My bars are criminal, yours not forgivable
It is just so bad I cannot let that sit with you
[Verse 1: izzyaa_]
I’m in the car, yeah, you get in the back
Robbin’ a home, yeah, we gettin the bag
Breaking and entering, cut us some slack
Just watched my friend get shot, he go splat
Home owners use self defence with a bat
Now we run out the home, we are mad
[Chorus: izzyaa_]
My verse unthinkable, yours is despicable
Think of the- think of the words, it’s not lyrical
My bars are criminal, yours not forgivable
It is just so bad I cannot let that sit with you
[Verse 2: izzyaa_]
Driving away from the crime scene
My friends don’t see what I see
My friend got shot in the back seat
Now he bleed out, they are laughing
"What is your final words?", I am asking
"Avenge me and then you should start rapping"
I scream at the drivers "Help, Please!"
"Our friend back here is dying"
They finally see that he is bleeding
His last words too be just "I am peeing"
[Chorus: izzyaa_]
My verse unthinkable, yours is despicable
Think of the- think of the words, it’s not lyrical
My bars are criminal, yours not forgivable
It is just so bad I cannot let that sit with you
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3. |
GO CARD OR GO HOME
02:26
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[Intro: rubyred]
When I fuck your bitch she sound like-
[Chorus: izzyaa_]
Pull up to the crib and I'm shouting obscenities
Writing these lines as if I was a deity
My age three like I’m FunnyManFelony
I feature hard then I get GRAMMYs easily
Streets of Tilted Towers where I originate
You’ve stopped saying lines you should not hesitate
Felony did 9/11, when is the court date?
Oh man, I love to eat toothpaste
Pull up to the crib and I'm shouting obscenities
Writing these lines as if I was a deity
My age three like I’m FunnyManFelony
I feature hard then I get GRAMMYs easily
Streets of Tilted Towers where I originate
You’ve stopped saying lines you should not hesitate
Felony did 9/11, when is the court date?
Oh man, I love to eat toothpaste
[Verse 1: rubyred]
Shout out to GRUNCHSHOT, that’s the team
Crash out like Lightning McQueen in 2017
Shoot a nigga with a futuristic-ass laser beam
I put lead in your fucking bloodstream
Me and GRUNCHSHOT don’t fuck with racists
I just shot and killed a racist
If you are racist I will track you down and kill you
It’s that shit that turn a nigga un-racist
I’m like Elon Musk if he was a good person
Osama Bin Laden if he was a good person
TSA, I bring my purse
You not famous, you a regular-ass person
I sip on this wock, now my stomach turning
Slice my opps open like a surgeon
When I’m off the wock, I sound like-
[Chorus: izzyaa_]
Pull up to the crib and I'm shouting obscenities
Writing these lines as if I was a deity
My age three like I’m FunnyManFelony
I feature hard then I get GRAMMYs easily
Streets of Tilted Towers where I originate
You’ve stopped saying lines you should not hesitate
Felony did 9/11, when is the court date?
Oh man, I love to eat toothpaste
[Verse 2: hamo underscore]
Beat the shit out of this bitch cause they like Friday Night Funkin’
You need to take a shower motherfucker, you disgusting
Split you open and rip out your guts like a pumpkin
Push you off a cliff but you not bungee jumping
[Verse 3: pigeoned]
Fuck this bitch up cause they like Geometry Dash
Commit a lot of crimes and I am gone in a flash
I am really influential, yeah I make a splash
You say I am ass, nah bitch that’s balderdash
[Verse 4: hamo underscore]
These bitches can’t read me like Wingdings
100 proof alcohol is what I’m drinking
Bitch, it’s so much cash that I’m printing
Are you dumb, bitch? What are you thinking?
[Verse 5: pigeoned]
Fuck your bitch like a priest fucks minors
Got a stable job as an interior designer
While your bitch ass malds, chilling in my recliner
Lyrics funny as fuck filled with one-liners
[Chorus: izzyaa_]
Pull up to the crib and I'm shouting obscenities
Writing these lines as if I was a deity
My age three like I’m FunnyManFelony
I feature hard then I get GRAMMYs easily
Streets of Tilted Towers where I originate
You’ve stopped saying lines you should not hesitate
Felony did 9/11, when is the court date?
Oh man, I love to eat toothpaste
[Outro: Eric Andre]
I’m going to a legalise heroin convention
My mom doesn’t want me to go, I told her
“Yo, 3/11 never happened”, hahahaha
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4. |
GRUNCHSKIT 1
00:35
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[Spoken Word: American Text-to-speech voice and Spanish Text-to-speech voice]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit
Integer scelerisque vestibulum metus, sit amet lacinia purus tincidunt vel
Phasellus porta neque eu efficitur interdum
Donec tempus lacus nec elementum commodo
Sed nibh dolor, porttitor quis maximus pharetra, consectetur vel diam
Sed nibh dolor, porttitor quis maximus pharetra, consectetur vel diam
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5. |
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[Intro: thavoid555]
Yeah
2008, ayy, birthday
Listen, I gotta spit something
Runnin past these hoes
I need dough
I need dough
I need dough (Yeah)
[Verse: thavoid555]
Listen, I smoke crack like the Joker
Move like the poker
I heard they selling crack at the sleepover (Yeah)
Don't do it again
I'm going to win
You're gonna lose
You niggas not funny, y'all some clowns
Yeah, I’m gon’ take all y'all to pound town
Pause, no homo, I ain't even mean it like that (Yeah)
Y'all always taking stuff outta context
That's what I said next
And that's not my name but my name is, Avery (Yeah)
(Yeah)
[Outro: Paul Dawson]
And, I was just, I repeated the same insult because-
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6. |
MR. DRILLA
02:33
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[Part I]
[Intro: Paul Dawson & Reflectioned]
-that’s sorta what I’ve been trained to do
The school district says that is not what they trained English teacher Paul Dawson to do
I die for my mother drillas, I die for my father drillas
I die for my brother drillas, I die for my sister drillas
[Verse 1: Reflectioned]
Wasted fucking youth? All you old drillas antiques
We sling dope, fuck bitches, and grow our fuckin can trees
You don't rap you only shriek, you can't fuck with my mystique
I'm unique, drillas peak is as weak as they damn physique
I know I'm ahead of my time, I'm into next fucking week
Y'all drillas are childish the way you playing hide ‘n’ seek
Pull up to the boutique, you know that this that fire musique
And I know you don't fuck with my clique, B.U.D. the freaking sheet (GRUNCHSHOT)
[Chorus: Reflectioned]
I die for my mother drillas, I die for my father drillas
I die for my brother drillas, I die for my sister drillas
I’d die for my best of drillas, I’d kill all my worstest drillas
I am not no Mr. Killa, but I am a Mr. Drilla
I die for my mother drillas, I die for my father drillas
I die for my brother drillas, I die for my sister drillas
I’d die for my best of drillas, I’d kill all my worstest drillas
I am not no Mr. Killa, but I am a Mr. Drilla
[Verse 2: pigeoned]
I’m legitimately gonna shoot this bitch in the face
Call you up, and in just 10 seconds your location is traced
Playing baseball, yeah, I’m cracked, just got to third base
Tryna make a website, yeah, I’m hitting up Squarespace
[Verse 3: hamo underscore]
I have 100 million dollars owed in tax
Every line that I spit is big facts
Look on my wall, you see big plaques
I’m gonna kill the CEO of Hungry Jacks
Looking at your files like Google Chrome
I bury your ass in the catacombs
I have syphilis like Al Capone
I play your music and the crowd goes home!
[Part II]
[Verse 1: pigeoned]
Call me Pusha T, the way I’m selling a real lot of crack
I am really, really good at rapping, call me 2 pack
Watch out, I am pulling up to your crib on horseback
This dumbass drilla stole my automobile, but I bought that shit back
[Verse 2: hamo underscore & Ted Kaczynski]
Hit a family with my car in 2008, yeah (Fuck me)
I committed a crime, so now I’m leaving the state, yeah (That was a joke)
They caught me, now I’m in jail, call me Andrew Tate, yeah (Piece of shit!)
You are eating so much food now you are overweight, yeah
[Outro: Ted Kaczynski]
I die for my mother drillas, I die for my father drillas
I die for my brother drillas, I die for my sister drillas
I’d die for my best of drillas, I’d kill all my worstest drillas
I am not no Mr. Killa, but I am a Mr. Drilla
I die for my mother drillas, I die for my father drillas
I die for my brother drillas, I die for my sister drillas
I’d die for my best of drillas, I’d kill all my worstest drillas
I am not no Mr. Killa, but I am a Mr. Drilla
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7. |
STOPWATCH / JOKER
03:06
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[Part I: “STOPWATCH”]
[Intro]
The test starts in five seconds
Four, three, two, one
[Verse 1: B]
I ain’t tucking in a bitch, even if I’m out of it
I ain’t tucking in a bitch, no
I ain’t tucking in a bitch, even if I’m out of it
I ain’t tucking in a bitch, no
Messing with my head, m-m-messing with my head
Messing with my head, m-m-messing with my head
Let it go, let it go
Somebody went and started it, and I ain’t wanna quit
But I gotta let it go, let it go
[Bridge: B]
Change the room, change your ‘tude
I ain’t listen to none of you dudes
My shit expensive, but I still spit it
Just a little dribble, here it comes, admit it
Here-here it, here it comes
H-H-H-Here it comes
A-A-A-Admit it
[Verse 2: B]
Yeah
Running the track, misbehaving
Saving a batch for the last leap
The wave of a flag, the engraving
All of my grasps for gold, I’m the athlete
Catching artifacts to my flavour
Amassing medal and trophy
I got the sauce, so, so dope
We’ll let it go like the wheel
Head for the coast, and head for the meal (woah)
Well, destiny feels dope, but I gotta build hope
Back of the wheel, back on the track
Back to the fakes, and it’s back to the real wave that I have, yeah
He’s got a scent of rent, spend from at ascent
Yo Ben, spit that medicine again, ascend
But first, let the B, BB
We gotta eat, we gotta beat these, stay ahead
These things I bet become nothing, like a bet when you’re feasting
So I guess, I stick with what I know, and progress into the unknown
Easin’ into my role, fuck the cheese, I need that glue if I’m broke
Fucking beef, I leave it blue by the throat
[Bridge: Joker, Jake Ceja]
Stop
I’m gonna film you a 7 second Joker video
Alright
[Part II: “JOKER”]
[Verse 1: hamo underscore, pigeoned]
Bitch, I blow up shit like the fucking Joker
Can’t stop fucking coughing, I’m a chronic smoker
Bitch I’m in your basement playing strip poker
Marketing cribs, I’m a real estate broker
My music’s good, yours is mediocre
Having so much fun on a rollercoaster
Cranking 90s on you bitches in Moldova
Sold crack to a pinetree, then I got convicted
Your ROBLOX account has been restricted
Got high out of my mind and forgot I existed
Mail your family pipe bombs on Christmas
In court, all my crimes, they listed
Kick you out of your house, yeah, you got evicted
Call a SWAT team and your doors get kicked in
I remember you was conflicted
[Verse 2: soleanna]
Call me Joker, way I be clowning this silly feature
Teacher-teacher taught me to speak these facts, yeah I'm a preacher
Drowning my sorrow in these shitty bars, like killing dirty creatures
Creampie-ing all these freaky hoes, vagina breacher
I see him in the function, looking all mighty
Once I get my 9, things finna get feisty
Finger on the trigger, then count to six
Once I shoot, once I miss
Gotta leave the premise, scratch copping two licks
Batman ain't shit, he ain't worth three clips
Taint my eye, but for my life I try
I bolt through the field of rye, in 5 I'll die
He throws six Batarangs, Bangarang, hear a clang, it's missed me
Insanity keeps me cautious
I'm joker, I leave you batmen nauseous
(Oh my god)
[Outro: Jake Ceja, Joker]
I’m gonna film you a 7 second Joker video
Alright
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9. |
GRUNCHSKIT 2
00:56
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[Spoken Word: Puff The Magic Dragon]
So I paid £85 for a Grunch visit
Advertises the Grunch to come in, mess with the kid’s bed, have pillow fights, put toilet roll around your Christmas tree
And pics with the kids at the end
They were told to leave no pictures, versus, what I got;
I got every single bit of party food, expensive cupcakes, threw all over the place, tree decorations broke!
Fairy up liquid poured all over the kitchen floor, eggs smashed, and a full bottle of juice poured over my floor, and my son
Kid- new kids onesie ruined, highly, highly, do not recommend!
Mailed and complained, no reply
Grunch defo came and stole Christmas, never been so disgusted in my life
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GRUNCH DEATH
06:54
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[Part I]
[Intro: hamo underscore, Moviefone]
Hey, no ins and outs
If you know the name of the movie you’d like to see, press 1
[Verse 1: hamo underscore]
You go to concerts but no one likes you, you’re a Lollapa-loser
Fucked up in the crib controlling a guided missile cruiser
I know how to make all this money, but you need a tutor
There is a shotgun trap in my house that kills all intruders (GRUNCHSHOT)
I said I hate you, and you took that shit personal
You have burns on your face that is irreversible
I film all of my concert videos in vertical
Fucked up in the crib dying in an underwater submersible
[Verse 2: pigeoned]
This is the sound of SICKO MODE by Travis Scott
This is the sound of an Xbox 360 starting up
This is the “ta-da” sound from Windows 3.1
This is what I’d sound like if I killed myself (GRUNCHSHOT)
Here’s a Minecraft cave sound
This is the sound of dying in Grand Theft Auto
This is the sound of me earlier (This is the sound of SICKO MODE by Travis Scott)
[Verse 3: The Fourth Response]
Have you ever heard of the polymerase chain reaction?
Although libraries were effective for cloning and identifying a gene of interest
The polymerase chain reaction is a much more rapid approach to cloning
Developed in the mid-1980s by Kary Mullis
PCR has turned out to be a revolutionary technique that has had an impact on many areas of molecular biology
[Part II]
[Intro: Cosmo Kramer]
“Please enter the first 3 letters of the movie title now.”
“Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you selected?”
[Verse 1: B]
I don't have and I don't need rivals after me
I'm laying traps, you're laying with em
Here you see I'm paving lyrics, this my turf so save your spirit
My inertia will replace your gimmicks
Don't give me no dirty looks, when it is that I visit
[Hook: B]
12:34, five on the torch
12:35, smoke signal in the sky
12:36, I'm certain it's the shit
12:37, I'm burning up in heaven
[Verse 2: B]
Good grief, get blazed, go tuck your Z's away
My good deed of the day is zooting my demons at bay
Good grief, get blazed
It's either decent or laced
Either way, I don’t strain on no strain, no
It'll take a minute, if you spit it
I'mma hit em with a pen and spill an imminent amount of illing
Get under the skin of many men and villains
And I gotta get a head [ahead] of any enemies that look at B and say I wanna kill 'em
It's your fella B, hella sweet for a bimbo
Wrexham below my feet, I think it's kinfolk
Bust the track, unroll your window
Roll that L like an extendo
Cause I, grind up, what I need, from chopping with an axe
Though at times, I find, my mind
Can't find it's own way back
So just roll me up another, fuck a gram
[Hook: B]
12:34, five on the torch
12:35, smoke signal in the sky
12:36, I'm certain it's the shit
12:37, I'm burning up in heaven
[Chorus: izzyaa, Fuskimoe, FunnyManFelony]
Funny Band has just stole your weed, weed
Call me Fuskimoe the way I do not defeat
Call me a car the way I go (Beep beep)
GRUNCHSHOT - GRUNCH TAPE is always on repeat
Funny Band has just stole your weed, weed
Call me Fuskimoe the way I do not defeat
Call me a car the way I go (Beep beep)
GRUNCHSHOT - GRUNCH TAPE is always on repeat
[Verse 3: izzyaa]
When Funny Band is called you know we deliver
Blubber’s brother got caught lookin’ at "Twitter"
Funny band will drop, yeah, we never a quitter
Throwing trash in public, cops saying we litter
Eatin’ oranges yeah, you know they are bitter
GRUNCHSHOT music is always just better
Summer time, yeah, but you are in sweater
Temperature so high, now you in a stretcher (Ahh!)
[Chorus: izzyaa, Fuskimoe, FunnyManFelony]
Funny Band has just stole your weed weed
Call me Fuskimoe the way I do not defeat
Call me a car the way I go (Beep beep)
GRUNCHSHOT - GRUNCH TAPE is always on repeat
Funny Band has just stole your weed weed
Call me Fuskimoe the way I do not defeat
Call me a car the way I go (Beep beep)
GRUNCHSHOT - GRUNCH TAPE is always on repeat
[Verse 4: FunnyManFelony]
Starry night, starry night, more like Fortnite
“Orange peel”, more like “smorange smeel”
Hit my wife like Chris Breezy
Uh-eh I meant to say Chris Brown
Yeah, Chris Brown
I got cancelled on twitter because I ate a hot pocket wrong
Minecraft more like “Mojang, please stop making bad updates”
PewDiePie, more like SchmewDiePie
Umm, umm Bored Ape Ya- Bored Ape Yacht Club
More like Bored Ape Gyatt Club
[Chorus: izzyaa, Fuskimoe, FunnyManFelony]
Funny Band has just stole your weed weed
Call me Fuskimoe the way I do not defeat
Call me a car the way I go (Beep beep)
GRUNCHSHOT - GRUNCH TAPE is always on repeat
[Verse 5: Fuskimoe]
Call me a bird go “tweet tweet”
Come here bitch, lemme sniff your feet, feet
I am so full from dinner I can not eat, eat
Funny Band has just stole your weed, weed
Oh shit, now I’m high I must eat, eat
Robbing some broke ass villagers of their wheat, wheat
I am not a vegan, eat some meat, meat
See a hot ass man, now my knees are weak
[Chorus: izzyaa, fuskimoe, FunnyManFelony]
Funny Band has just stole your weed weed
Call me Fuskimoe the way I do not defeat
Call me a car the way I go (Beep beep)
GRUNCHSHOT - GRUNCH TAPE is always on repeat
Funny Band has just stole your weed weed
Call me Fuskimoe the way I do not defeat
Call me a car the way I go (Beep beep)
GRUNCHSHOT - GRUNCH TAPE is always on repeat
[Part III]
[Intro: Cosmo Kramer]
“Why don’t you just tell me where you want to see the movie?”
[Verse 1: Reflectioned, Seeing Double]
Call me Push like My Name Is My Name (Ayy)
I got kush, like my blaze is my blaze (Yuh)
I like music, my takes is my takes (Oh)
I like music, my taste is my taste (Fuck)
I’m so famous, my fame is my fame (Shit)
I hold gats like my aim is my aim (Fuck)
I’m embarrassing, my shame is my shame (Oh)
I’m Travis Scott like my name is LaFlame (Hold on, I’m making the Champion flute)
[Verse 2: OctacoreIsAFK]
Yeah, these bitches, they get finer and finer
Call me EDP the way I’m cumming in a minor
Genres ain’t shit, I don’t freaking make rock
The only alt-rock males, please suck on my cock
Call me Andrew Tate the way I’m in jail
I act like myself, now I’m going to hell
Shadow Wizard Cunny Gang, that’s a bunch of pedophiles (Ohh shit!)
Fuck, what the fuck?
Only on Twitter can you get misunderstood by yourself
Oh my god, think I need help (I’m that shit)
I popped too many percs, now I can see hell
I already said hell twice, fuck, I’m going to hell
[Interlude: Cosmo Kramer]
“Chunnel, is playing at the Paragon 84th street cinema, in the main theatre at 9:30 P.M.”
[Verse 3: hamo underscore]
White people be like “Do you take Bitcoin?”
Y’all bitches got brain damage, Pink Floyd
Land in Melbourne then I skate to Fitzroy
I made this song, so I’m like Hit-Boy
I be making only hits like I’m Chris Brown
Bitch, I kill the king, (You think you’re the king?) then I take the crown (Mods, ban that guy)
Light your house on fire so it’s lit now (It’s lit!)
Throw a can of mustard gas into a big crowd
[Outro: Paul Dawson]
I will never, say any form, of-
(GRUNCHSHOT)
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GRUNCHSHOT Australia
An experimental hip-hop group from Australia. They were born in purgatory and only just managed to escape with their life way back in 324 BC. They have been thriving ever since and started making music in 2023 when the now 2,346-year-olds found an unguarded computer with unrestricted internet access. With The Grunch Tape on the horizon, there is no end in sight for the Dynamic Duo GRUNCHSHOT. ... more
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